basically, i wish that you loved me
Abbie, 15, UK.Bibliophile. Extremely shy, a little too quiet. Loves music, photography, and art(sometimes)
TICK TOCK, THIS IS A CLOCK:
TICK TOCK, THIS IS A CLOCK:
- other people's problems: oh no i'll have to reschedule my date with my boyfriend so i can maintain my a-grade average. i don't think i'll have enough money from my three jobs to afford gifts for my friends birthday and the big party i'm throwing this weekend. aw i already promised my parents i'd babysit the entire neighbourhood, hopefully that doesn't collide with the volunteer work or the school functions i need to appear at.
- my problems: THEY'VE PUT AWESOME BANDS ON BOTH SIDES OF THIS POSTER WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY
hahahahahaha Pauline look!!!
- Mom: *calls my name*
- Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
- Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
- Me:
When your OTP does something beautiful.
- Average Person: Aw, that was cute.
- Me: OMG. WHAT IS AIR. MY BEAUTIFUL OTP BEING BEAUTIFUL. EVERYTHING IS ____ AND NOTHING HURTS. BRB DYING. MY CREYS, MY BEAUTIFUL CREYS. LEGIT TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE. WHY ARE THEY SO PERFECT? STOP BEING SO BEAUTIFUL. DEAD, I AM DEAD.
